Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,575 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/285 points)
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 9/17 (225/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (410/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Medals Earned: 4/26 (70/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds